So I meet a new female friend on line. We start e-mailing back and forth. I send her a picture of myself in full leathers, sitting on my bike. Also tell her that I work from home.
She says that I would likely scare her kids and she wants to know if I am paralyzed or something.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Seriously. Addressing any single item here would be a disservice to the overall WTF...
Why is it, people of the fairer sex that I would honestly like to spend time with are 500 or more miles away? Ah, well. I have plenty to keep me occupied, and my cold medicine to keep me warm. Perhaps poor substitutes for companionship but will suffice for now.